My name is Christian Lynch. I have worked on such TV shows as "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "The Tonight Show," "Conan," and G4's "Attack of the Show." I am a writer and comedian. I have contributed to the Onion News Network, McSweeney's, Thought Catalog, Salon.com, Pendulous Breasts Quarterly, and the Comedy Central show "The Onion SportsDome". Follow me on Twitter: @monsterlunch
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Head on over to CarlWeathersWeather.com for all the latest weather forecasts and Predator attack developments.

Highly questionable website redesign by The New Yorker.

Highly questionable website redesign by The New Yorker.

Oh, man. I loved these books as a music-obsessed kid.

Oh, man. I loved these books as a music-obsessed kid.

Two more incredibly useful Shadow Puppet Instructions: The Larry King and The Rollerblading Tony Danza

Shadow Puppet instructions: The Wu-Tang Clan

Shadow Puppet instructions: The Wu-Tang Clan

Shadow Puppet instructions: The Pumping Iron Republican Congressman

Shadow Puppet instructions: The Pumping Iron Republican Congressman

Shadow Puppet Instructions: The Promotional “Family Matters” Cast Photo

Shadow Puppet Instructions: The Promotional “Family Matters” Cast Photo

Updating shadow puppets for the millennial crowd. Technique #1: The Beyoncé.

Updating shadow puppets for the millennial crowd. Technique #1: The Beyoncé.

Behind The Scenes: Stanley Kubrick teaches Peter Sellers breakdancing moves on the set of Dr. Strangelove, 1963

Behind The Scenes: Stanley Kubrick teaches Peter Sellers breakdancing moves on the set of Dr. Strangelove, 1963

Behind The Scenes: Stanley Kubrick flying kicks an unsuspecting Shelley Duvall on the set of The Shining, 1978.

Behind The Scenes: Stanley Kubrick flying kicks an unsuspecting Shelley Duvall on the set of The Shining, 1978.