#throwbackthursday to the days when I played smooth-jazz under my stage name, “Kenny G.”
BIG NEWS, FRIENDS: I’ll be shoveling crap off the red carpet at tonight’s Puppy Oscars. Make sure to tune in on Animal Planet. Check your local listings.
Sometimes CVS doesn’t sell the brand of Valentine’s Day card you’re looking for and you have to make it yourself.
Paleontologists have discovered the most badass dinosaur known to man. They named it Slashosaurus Rex. #operationslash