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#tbt to the early ’90s when I rocked the Kid ‘N Play look.

#tbt to the early ’90s when I rocked the Kid ‘N Play look.

BIG NEWS, FRIENDS: I’ll be shoveling crap off the red carpet at tonight’s Puppy Oscars. Make sure to tune in on Animal Planet. Check your local listings.

BIG NEWS, FRIENDS: I’ll be shoveling crap off the red carpet at tonight’s Puppy Oscars. Make sure to tune in on Animal Planet. Check your local listings.

If only love was this simple.

If only love was this simple.

Valentine’s Day cards from the Steve Harvey collection.

Valentine’s Day cards from the Steve Harvey collection.

Sometimes CVS doesn’t sell the brand of Valentine’s Day card you’re looking for and you have to make it yourself.

Sometimes CVS doesn’t sell the brand of Valentine’s Day card you’re looking for and you have to make it yourself.

Got breaking Slash news to Tweet? Don’t forget to #slashtag it. #operationslash

Got breaking Slash news to Tweet? Don’t forget to #slashtag it. #operationslash

Paleontologists have discovered the most badass dinosaur known to man. They named it Slashosaurus Rex. #operationslash

Paleontologists have discovered the most badass dinosaur known to man. They named it Slashosaurus Rex. #operationslash

If you ever find yourself trapped in a well, don’t call for help. Call for Slashie. 

If you ever find yourself trapped in a well, don’t call for help. Call for Slashie. 

The best way to cool off at Disneyland is to hop on Slash Mountain. Watch out for the steep drop into drugged out rock stardom. #OperationSlash

The best way to cool off at Disneyland is to hop on Slash Mountain. Watch out for the steep drop into drugged out rock stardom. #OperationSlash

Easily the best Playstation game featuring a drunken guitar God: Slash Bandicoot. #OperationSlash

Easily the best Playstation game featuring a drunken guitar God: Slash Bandicoot. #OperationSlash