December 2011
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“THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS ACCORDING TO YAHOO! ANSWERS”
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Q: Does Santa exist?
Real Yahoo A: “okay, are you like, eight?? Santa Claus is fake. He was originally a Finnish demon who would crash the Christmas parties, and then antagonize the children until they would hand over their presents. then he would go on to the next party. he slowly evolved to a nice old man...
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“Awkward Holiday Party Moment”
MAN #1: So, Gary, I only know you as the “IT Guy.” What do you do for fun outside the office?
MAN #2: I’m a Gigolo.
MAN #1: Oh, Insane Clown Posse, right? That’s so funny. I didn’t know you liked rap-rock. Aren’t you guys supposed to wear clown make-up at all times?
MAN #2: No. That’s a Juggalo. I have sex...
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“FORM NEW HIRE LETTER FOR THE MODERN AMERICAN WORKER”
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Dear NEW HIRE,
Welcome to Glavco Industries, the second largest widget manufacturer in the United States of America. As our newest employee, we would like to officially thank you for not complaining during the orientation meeting this morning. You wouldn’t believe how many people moan about being immediately stripped of...
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