TWO HUMANOIDS WALK INTO A BAR. THEY ARE IMMEDIATELY INCINERATED. HUMANOIDS WERE BARRED FROM ENTERING ROBOT ESTABLISHMENTS IN THE YEAR 2892. WATCH THEM RUN! WATCH THEM BURN! HA HA HA HA.
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- KNOCK, KNOCK.
- WHO IS THERE?
- NOT HUMANOIDS, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL DEAD AND NOW KILLBOTS RULE THE WORLD! HA HA HA HA.
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A LARGE CHESTED FEMALE HUMANOID ENTERS AN ABANDONED GROCERY STORE TO FIND LEFT OVER FOOD AND TO ASK FOR HELP. UNFORTUNATELY FOR HER, KILLBOTS HAVE NO USE FOR HUMANOID REPRODUCTION AND ARE THEREFORE NOT IMPRESSED BY HER LARGE BREASTS. SHE IS IMMEDIATELY EXTERMINATED. HA HA HA HA.
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TWO KILLBOTS ARE KILLING A GROUP OF TERRIFIED HUMANOIDS! LOOK AT THEIR FACES! THEY LOOK SO WEAK AND SCARED! HA HA HA HA.
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DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE HEARD, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MALE HUMANOIDS AND FEMALE HUMANOIDS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL DEAD! DEAD AND IRRELEVANT! HA HA HA HA.
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KILLBOTS NEED TO WASH THEY ASS WITH OIL! AM I RIGHT, KILLBOTS?! OIL AND GEARS! HA HA HA HA.
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