MGM has officially snagged the movie rights to the children’s book classic, Where’s Waldo? I can only hope the movie is rated R and builds to a scene where Waldo, his clothes soaked with urine and his hair wildly unkempt, gets shot dozens of times by police officers as thousands of forged checks fly everywhere. COPS: Give up Waldo. The cops are outside.  WALDO: You gotta catch me first….. (COPS RIDDLE WALDO WITH BULLETS) DREAM CASTINGMickey Rourke or Jeff Goldblum as Waldo.

MGM has officially snagged the movie rights to the children’s book classic, Where’s Waldo? I can only hope the movie is rated R and builds to a scene where Waldo, his clothes soaked with urine and his hair wildly unkempt, gets shot dozens of times by police officers as thousands of forged checks fly everywhere.

COPS: Give up Waldo. The cops are outside. 

WALDO: You gotta catch me first…..

(COPS RIDDLE WALDO WITH BULLETS)

DREAM CASTING
Mickey Rourke or Jeff Goldblum as Waldo.