Nothing says “You’ve Successfully Found The House...

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Nothing says “You’ve Successfully Found The House Hosting The Creepy Christmas Time Sex Party” than ‘12 FOOT INFLATABLE SPRAWLING SNOWMAN.’ (real product)

Honestly, when I look at this snowman, all I see is Christian Bale’s character in American Psycho pointing to himself in the mirror while having a three-way. Ho ho ho, indeed.

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