• Frosted Tips
  • Bowl-Cut
  • Corn Rows
  • Rat Tail
  • Curly Mullet
  • Clown Hair
  • Deranged Santa
  • Sane Santa
  • Buzzing The Word “PREZ” On Back Of Head (aka “The Presumptuous”)
  • Enormous Gray Afro with Lightning Bolt Shaped Sideburns (aka “The Low Pressure System”)
  • Hitler Hair
  • The “Criss Angel”
  • 100% Real Beaver Fur Toupee
  • I-Literally-Live-In-A-Dumpster-Head
  • “My Wife Just Caught Me Screwing The Nanny” Reverse Mohawk
  • The Russian Gymnast
  • “Who Knew Hairspray Was So God Damned Flammable?” Bald Spots
  • “The Economy Is Shit So I Dyed My Hair Green Because Who Gives Flying Fuck?” Flat Top
  • “Not Bad Considering I Cut It With A Kitchen Knife” Pompadour
  • The “What The Fuck Is This Shit? I Asked For The Christian Slater!!!!” Butcher Job
  • Ass Hair Plugs
  • The “Mitt Romney”