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My name is Christian Lynch. I work on the late-night TV show "Conan". I am a writer and stand-up comedian. I have contributed to the Onion News Network, McSweeney's, Thought Catalog, and the Comedy Central show "The Onion SportsDome". This site needs your support. Please recommend it to a friend.