I am SOOOO excited for Disney’s Coach Carter Of...

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I am SOOOO excited for Disney’s Coach Carter Of Mars, opening March 2012. It’s about God damn time someone made a CGI-filled movie about the first all-African American basketball team to play on Mars. Who doesn’t love a feel-good Samuel L. Jackson-in-space flick?

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Technically, it’s just called “John Carter.”
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