“Awkward Holiday Party Moment”

MAN #1: So, Gary, I only know you as the “IT Guy.” What do you do for fun outside the office? 

MAN #2: I’m a Gigolo.

MAN #1: Oh, Insane Clown Posse, right? That’s so funny. I didn’t know you liked rap-rock. Aren’t you guys supposed to wear clown make-up at all times?

MAN #2: No. That’s a Juggalo. I have sex with men for money.

(20 MINUTES OF AWKWARD SILENCE)

MAN #1: …you try the beef sliders? They’re delicious.

MAN #2: (begins crying)