Q: I’m thinking about getting into television writing as a career. Would you recommend interning as a good way to break into the biz?
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Q: Let me rephrase the question: As an intern, do staffers give helpful advice to aspiring writers?
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Q: Ummmm, is this guy okay?
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Q: Does anyone here know what happened to him? How long has he been like this?
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Q: Oh shit. I think he’s foaming from the mouth. Should we call an ambulance?
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Q: Screw it. I’m calling 911.
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Q: The operator wants to know the unconscious intern’s name. What’s his name?
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Q: Anyone?
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Q: No one?! No one knows the intern’s name?!
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Q: How long has he been interning here?
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Q: 2 YEARS???! And no one knows his fucking name?! Well, I guess that answers my initial question. THANKS UNCONSCIOUS INTERN!
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